Marijuana Alaska Thunderfuck Strain Review
|Strain name info:||Alaska Thunderfuck Marijuana Strain
Our Overall Rating: 4.5 / Best known for: From Matanuska valley in the state of Alaska
|Origin / ancestry||Alaska Thunderfuck Type: Alaska Thunderfuck is a hybrid of the following strains:
Alaska Thunderfuck is rumored to have an incredibly diverse history stretching from California, to Russia, to Afghanistan.
|Aromas, Flavors||Alaska Thunderfuck has fragrances and aromas which have been described thusly:
|May Relieve||Alaska Thunderfuck buds can have a high level of THC. It is especially noted for improving mood. It can also have positive effects in chronic pain disorders like fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue syndrome.|
13% to 27%,
|Indoor/Outdoor Yield||Indoor cultivators can expect a yield of 16 ounces per meter squared. Outdoor growers can expect to take away 32 ounces per plant of high THC weed.|
|Flowering time||Alaska Thunderfuck plants will flower in eight to nine weeks and be ready for a delicious harvest.|
|Harvest||Alaska Thunderfuck plants will flower in the month of October.|
|Disease resistance||Alaska Thunderfuck cannabis has medium disease resistance against bacteria, mites, viruses, mechanical damage, mildew, molds, and spiders. Due to its parentage in cold regions, it has some resistance against damage from the cold.|
|Plant Height||Alaska Thunderfuck marijuana can be grown in shorter or taller varieties.|
|Type||Photoperiodic and auto-flowering strains|
|Adverse effects||Alaska Thunderfuck marijuana has few side effects. Users may experience panic and dry mouth on high doses.|
|Growing difficulty||Growing Alaska Thunderfuck plants is of moderate difficulty. Still, you may need basic gardening skills, including the following:
Origins, Genetics, History
Alaska Thunderfuck Type: Alaska Thunderfuck is a hybrid of the following strains:
- A north California Sativa
- A Russian Ruderalis
- An Afghani
Alaska Thunderfuck’s parentage is somewhat rumor, we don’t know for sure. One parent probably originated in northern California. From there it was bred with a Russian ruderalis and relocated to the Matanuska Valley of Alaska. Parentage in cold regions with variable light/dark cycles produces a rugged plant with strong levels of cannabinoids and terpenes.
Appearance and Smell
The Alaska Thunderfuck has fairly large buds and it is a tall plant, though we have reported that shorter, stouter varieties have also been produced. Leaves are large, pale, and fluffy but you’re not gonna be smoking leaves, my friend, you want the bud. You will find a psychedelic swirl of orange pistils advertising the health of the plant. The cold weather in Alaska is gonna give you a tinge of purple, the pigment the plant uses to fight cold temperatures. This pigment also suggests the presence of terpenes and phytonutrients that add to the effect of the plant.
How to Grow Alaska Thunderfuck Cannabis Seeds or Cuttings
Growing weed from Alaska Thunderfuck cannabis seeds and cuttings is said to be of moderate difficulty. You are gonna want to grow this variety outside, especially in a cooler region. Alaska Thunderfuck thrives in the great outdoors, producing powerful chemicals to protect itself from predators, wind, and weather. These plants will take 7 to 9 weeks to flower and be ready for harvest.
Indoors, cultivators can expect these plants to flower in eight to nine weeks. These plants will yield about 16 ounces of powerful pine-scented Sativa weed per square meter growing space.
Outdoors, Alaska Thunderfuck will produce a yield of 32 ounces per plant of THC-rich bud.
Medicinal Marijuana Review
Alaska Thunderfuck medical cannabis has THC levels as high as 27 percent. That makes it great to treat disorders of lethargy and fatigue, like depression. This plant is used medically mostly for depression and chronic stress. It will lift your mood and give you a few hours per day where you are not worried, not having anxiety, or pain. With that effect, it is actually reducing the levels of inflammation in your body. Inhalation of marijuana smoke is actually the only kind of smoke not known to increase your risk of cancer or lung damage, suggesting that something in the marijuana is actually counter-acting the inflammation normally caused by the inhaling of the products of combustion of any substance whatsoever.
Alaskan Thunderfuck weed is moderately useful for treating pain. Because of the stimulant effect, it may be slightly less useful than more relaxing strains but some people who have both pain and depression find it a welcome relief.
Alaskan Thunderfuck can also improve appetite and fight nausea. In conditions like cancer, chemotherapy treatments can have the side effect of unrelenting nausea. Alaskan Thunderfuck can greatly improve the quality of life of these patients by removing the threat of nausea without producing the unwanted side effects of other anti-nausea medications.
In the case of insomnia, Alaskan Thunderfuck is not your first choice, however most tokers know, even a stimulating strain, when smoked under the right circumstances, will put you to sleep. If you smoke some Alaskan Thunderfuck after a meal, it may be that knock-out potion you’ve been looking for.
Alaska Thunderfuck Weed Price
|Vendor: Kalefa Cannabis
Portland, Oregon, USA
Strain name: Aft – Thunderfarms medical and recreational
Gram – $ 8 USD
Two Grams – $ 24 USD
Eighth – $ 45 USD
Quarter – $ 90 USD
Half – $ 180 USD
|Vendor: Blooming Deals by Cannabis Nation – Beaverton
Beaverton, Oregon, USA
Strain name: Alaska Thunderfuck
Gram – $ 12.50 USD
Eighth – $ 40.25 USD
Quarter – $ 73.50 USD
Half – $ 133 USD
Ounce – $ 252 USD
Alaska Thunderfuck is a weed people are quite excited about. Not just because it has the word ‘f*ck’ in its name. This is big league weed. Its history is a mysterious, tantalizing Dostoevsky-like tale of hard labor in freezing Russia, producing not a Sativa or Indica, but a ruderalis. Ruderalis plants are often auto-flowering, but they don’t have THC levels that get you high. It is then crossed with a northern Californian Sativa. Now it’s full of THC, you know how they do it in Cali. They don’t smoke no wimpy weed. Yet, that’s not the end of the story, now it goes to the rugged Matanuska valley of Alaska, turning purple from the cold temperatures.
The effect is that you’re gonna get really happy when you take on this strain. It also gives you lots of energy and pep. This is a good weed to share with friends. Most people are gonna be talkative and hyped up, but some people are gonna go right to sleep like a baby. It’s all to the good. You’re gonna like this strain.
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You can discover what this strain will do to you only from its name. It's really accurate. That's why you should think twice before going out in public after using it and never, remember, NEVER smoke it before any important events! It's much better to stay at home, relax and listen to some trippy electronic trance music. I wanted to wait a few minutes, see what effects it would have on me and only then write a review but I had no idea it would only become worse! You all know this peerless feeling when you forget to breathe, right guys?:) Now when this "HOLY CRAP" state of mind is finally gone but I am still very uplifted, I can tell you it's extremely unique. The aroma is outstanding as well as the effects. In the wine world it would be called "forest floor" because of the moss scent and I can also smell a hint of spice. An interesting characteristic is that you won't find anything fruity or sweet there, it's more savory I would say. Atf helps the most with depression (what's that?) and creativity, but I'm sure there are lots of other things it might be good for. The only thing you must remember is BEWARE OF PARANOIA.
I've been dealing with chronic depression for a long time on my own, then with the help of various prescribed pharmaceutical anti-depressants. You can imagine how sick I was of all these fucking side effects. Some pills made me hungry all day long and I would gain nearly ten kilos. Others would make me unresponsive, flat and nearly catatonic so the life quality would just change, not improve. The last pills I was taking worsen my state so bad I just decided to stop taking them at all. I'm full, thank you doctors. That's how Big Pharma became my past and cannabis replaced it promising me happy future! For now, Alaskan Thunder Fuck is my everyday go-to sativa, that will always have a special place on my "top strains ever" shelf and in my heart. I'm extremely glad that finally I can medicate naturally and that there's so many strains to try. I feel really great these days as long as I smoke two bowls of amazing sativa flower in the morning and then exercise for an hour. That's all I needed to keep myself as healthy as I could possibly be both physically and mentally. Atf kicks depression's ass, puts a smile on my face and gives energy to my body. That's why I always have enough of it at home and buy some more from my favorite shops not to run out of it.